I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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