dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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