I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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