Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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