it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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