So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm at about main and main street
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet