thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
How naked do you want me to be?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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