I wannas sexs uuuuu
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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