Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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