His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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