I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
