We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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