Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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