do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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