Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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