i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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