I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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