Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
