if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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