Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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