at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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