You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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