I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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