if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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