Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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