Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
is it fun? or sober?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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