I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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