thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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