too bad you live with your parents still
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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