Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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