I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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