I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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