kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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