Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.