Do you still have your period?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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