I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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