Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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