Do you still have your period?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I will be naked everywhere
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
soo... how was my night?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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