Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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