Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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