Say something about gay babies.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
