Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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