it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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