are you so shy because you have an std?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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