i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you traded sex for a burrito?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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