Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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