Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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