...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Come on in and take your pants off
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