just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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