have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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