As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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