whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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