He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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