I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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