There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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