I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.