How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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